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    Breaking news

    Reports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Reports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.
    t'dah
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #3
      I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
      I haven't yet had a response...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
        I haven't yet had a response...
        In this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          In this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.
          Predictable
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            [QUOTE=Mordac;2628140]Predictable [/QUOTE]

            FTFY

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
              I haven't yet had a response...

              I hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling resigns. It's one of those situations where there are no losers.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                I hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling carries on regardless. It's one of those situations where there are no losers.
                FTFY
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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