Jaguar Land Rover to 'axe up to 5,000 jobs'

[Yorkie62]

The UK will be like Poland in the early '90s and import BMW write offs from the EU for the domestic cut and shut market.

Meanwhile back on planet earth......

Keep smoking your weed and living in your own universe.

[Eirikur]

I saw a Left Hand Drive, Geman registered Jaguar in Germany. Very baffled by that, I mean why would they do that?

Very likely to be a British expat who applied for German license plate on his imported car

[Zigenare]

Very likely to be a British expat who applied for German license plate on his imported car

Really?

Talk us through your thought process for that assumption.

Official Jaguar Dealerships - Germany.

[Eirikur]

Really?

Talk us through your thought process for that assumption.

Official Jaguar Dealerships - Germany.

Ok I read the post wrongly I thought he saw a Jag with a right hand steering wheel, in that case my theory could have been correct.

[BlasterBates]

I saw a Left Hand Drive, Geman registered Jaguar in Germany. Very baffled by that, I mean why would they do that?

Probably someone who brought his car over to Germany, there are plenty of left hand drive Jags.

[Zigenare]

Ok I read the post wrongly I thought he saw a Jag with a right hand steering wheel, in that case my theory could have been correct.

Sherlock Holmes must be tulipting himself with your demonstration of deductive ability!

[Eirikur]

Sherlock Holmes must be tulipting himself with your demonstration of deductive ability!

At least I admitted it and by the looks of it other posters were thinking the same thing as me. Now go to your NAZI friends and continue wanking on posters of Nigel Farage

[Zigenare]

At least I admitted it and by the looks of it other posters were thinking the same thing as me. Now go to your NAZI friends and continue wanking on posters of Nigel Farage

How likely a scenario do you think that would be?

You see, when sasguru or Darmstadt hurl insults, at least they have a little bit of how shall I describe it, "Mental Gravitas" whereas when you put finger to keyboard all that we're presented with is invalid assumption followed by yet another invalid assumption - as witnessed by the number of times you've been corrected.

So, seriously, do yourself a favour, stick to drawing rude pictures on your mummy's wallpaper and leave the internet alone, it's beyond your ability.

[Old Greg]

How likely a scenario do you think that would be?

You are an antisemite, so there's a fair chance that you do wank over all kinds of weird stuff.

[Whorty]

How likely a scenario do you think that would be?

More likely than a successful Brexit

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