Jaguar Land Rover to 'axe up to 5,000 jobs'

[Whorty]

buy a hi lux, if its good enough for Bin Laden

Aren't rocket launchers optional extras in the sales brochure?

[vetran]

Aren't rocket launchers optional extras in the sales brochure?

Just ask for 'fully loaded edition'

[Whorty]

Aussie saying

If you want to go into the desert, take a land rover, if you want to come back out, take a land cruiser

As we'd say in the African bush, Landies don't leak oil, they're just marking their territory

And don't forget, if you do take a cruiser to the bush, if it does break down the rescue services will never find you. With a landie, they'll just follow the oil trail

[Yorkie62]

And it was a Peugoet 3008 DKR that won the Paris Dakar rally this year with a Toyota Gazoo WRC(Yaris) coming 2nd.

[LondonManc]

buy a hi lux, if its good enough for Bin Laden

Too traceable. Amurica spent billions looking for him then traced his Hilux back to his, erm, house.

+1 for the decline of JLR quality. Overpriced for what you get.

[LondonManc]

Yeah fook big British company that employs tens of thousands British workers - much easier to buy Audi under WTO rulez

No chance I'd buy a car made by those cheating German barstewards.

[GreenMirror]

No chance I'd buy a car made by those cheating German barstewards.

Audi BMW Merceds. The German for "I have a small penis and low drining standards".

[Zigenare]

Audi BMW Merceds. The German for "I have a small penis and low drining standards".

Really? I'd say "you wouldn't like it up your arse" if I didn't know that you would.

[darmstadt]

No job losses but no job gains: Tralee gets Brexit dividend as pharma firm creates 100 jobs

[BlasterBates]

No chance I'd buy a car made by those cheating German barstewards.

For every Brit who won't buy an EU built car there are 10 EU citizens who won't be buying cars or more or less anything from British tw*ts in the UK.

You see this is the problem with protectionism.