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We totally aced the Olympics

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    #71
    I agree that the Olympics been an astonishing success after a shaky day 1 and 2 with the seats problem.

    England has the potential to be a true world beater in other areas but is there the will and opportunity for change ?

    I hope the Olympics sparks something hopeful in Britain, I truly do. Its done wonders for National pride I think. More so than say the football when it was hosted in England in the 90s.

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      #72
      A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #73
        Jeez, you go out to watch a few meteorites, and all hell breaks loose.

        It was good up on the hills, but chilly and blowy. we got some good viewings

        now i owe the misus big time because she stayed off the G+T in order to drive me up there.

        gonna go again tonight, if it's not cloudy.


        anyways - carry on



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #74
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

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            #75
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Jeez, you go out to watch a few meteorites, and all hell breaks loose.

            It was good up on the hills, but chilly and blowy. we got some good viewings

            now i owe the misus big time because she stayed off the G+T in order to drive me up there.

            gonna go again tonight, if it's not cloudy.


            anyways - carry on



            All hell? Not really, I tried to hold a reasoned debate with someone who reckons I'm on a par with Adolf Hitler. :nazi:

            I'll not be making that mistake again.

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              #76
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              All hell? Not really, I tried to hold a reasoned debate with someone who reckons I'm on a par with Adolf Hitler. :nazi:

              I'll not be making that mistake again.
              Par?

              Don't be modest. You taught him everything he knew.

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #77
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Par?

                Don't be modest. You taught him everything he knew.

                Sometimes you're mildly amusing and sometimes you're a twat.

                Unfortunately the times that you're a twat far outweigh the mildly amusing times.

                I don't think we're getting value for money and I demand an enquiry.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  I don't think we're getting value for money
                  How much did you pay?

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    How much did you pay?
                    Me? Nothing. I still want a ******* refund though!

                    Anyway peeps, I'm off into Manchester for a beer, kebab and a fight, not necessarily in that order!*



















                    *I am of course joking about the kebab.
                    Last edited by SupremeSpod; 11 August 2012, 17:31.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post


                      Now if only we could only fix the:

                      1) useless upper class
                      2) useless underclass
                      3) economy

                      ...we'd be laughing
                      Not to mention the self-serving useless middle class. That only leaves the hard-working, salt-of-the-earth working classes to rescue us!
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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