Always remember one journey in on a fairly busy day. During the usual shuffling as people got on a tall, well-dressed chap next to me found himself with a rather lovely young lady pressed hard up against him, chest to, erm, chest. He looked down at her and in an impeccable Oxfordian accent asked "I'm sorry; have we been introduced?"...
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Why can't they have carriages like on Japanese trains where you can pay for totty to rub up against?Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostProbably just as well. Means you don't have to look for your oyster card in that bag of yours"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Oh Don't, I have two weeks travelling to Reading next week.
not looking forward to the first train journey in 2 years.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy can't they have carriages like on Japanese trains where you can pay for totty to rub up against?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostFind a couple of student tourist candy bits to be wedged between and your journey will seem all the more worthwhileWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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You should get one of those 'baby on board' badges... whenever someone gets on the tube wearing one of those they get given a seat no matter how busy it is.Comment
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Originally posted by sartois View PostYou should get one of those 'baby on board' badges... whenever someone gets on the tube wearing one of those they get given a seat no matter how busy it is.Comment
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