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Or shot... The transport police have had the armed units out and about this week. -
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I genuinely thought you were joking. Wtf has this country come to when train plod is now permitted to carry firearms?Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostComment
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Or become 'Cologne Guy'.
6 - 8 sprays of any of these should do the trick -
YSL - Opium Pour Homme EDP
YSL - Kouros
Tom Ford - Tobacco Vanille
Christian Dior - Leather OudComment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Go to work earlier.Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostAnyone here ride the tube every day to get to their contract ?
How do you survive the crush from inconsiderate travellers?
I had a pretty nasty time today when my fellow commuters decided to ram the already busy carriage to the point I was physically wedged between bodies. Practically face to face with one, and felt like my leg was being humped by another. Do these people live in a phone box or something? People like that should just FOAD
I'm getting tempted by one of those leather punk jackets from the 80's bristling with large metal spikes.
I get into the ClientCo office at around 7:30a.m.
Always get a seat and never too crushed.
Leave at 16:45 and it's busy but not Northern Line 8:15a.m. type of busy.
What you complaining about, nothing like a bit of frottage on the way to or from work.
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Remind me not to get on a train with you!Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostWhat you complaining about, nothing like a bit of frottage on the way to or from work.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Get outta here, you enjoyed it too last time .Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Shhh!Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostGet outta here, you enjoyed it too last time .Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Get a limo uber , about the same price as a black cab, but comfort and driver does not talk unless you ask him somethingComment
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