Women should be banned from talking in the office

**minestrone** · 28 June 2013, 08:55

Feck

**TheFaQQer** · 28 June 2013, 09:33

Ask if they have considered doing 5:2.

Meant to be very good and not that hard to do.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

**cojak** · 28 June 2013, 09:35

That's because they haven't been drowned out by the Football bores.

Just wait until September...

**northernladuk** · 28 June 2013, 09:38

Must be bad. It is leaving the OP in capable of posting in the correct part of the forum

**minestrone** · 28 June 2013, 10:18

Thought i would use my phone for posting these days.

Clearly arsed it all up.

Anyways it's still going on.

**northernladuk** · 28 June 2013, 12:57

You need to be part of the conversation to motivate them and make them feel it is all worth while. A simple line such as 'Wow if that is 10 days then I am certainly going to have a go at bagging you in another 30' or something of that ilk to make them feel desirable and wanted. How ever tempting lines such as '10 days? Hope you took out a yearly membership' are to be avoided.

HTH

**minestrone** · 28 June 2013, 13:39

It now becomes clear, just found out I am sitting next to first level support.

**SimonMac** · 29 June 2013, 19:23

The girls in the office were congratulating each other as one of them lost 5lbs this week, I was sat next to them tucking into Fish and Chips, did I feel guilty, did i fook!

**BrilloPad** · 29 June 2013, 19:40

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

"that's me a week on the healthy eating plan" "oh you look lovely, I'm 10 days" "10 days you look great, tomorrow will be 11 days for you and 8 for me" "yes, that is right, 11 for me....

This tulipe has been going on for over an hour now.

Why don't you hand the chocolates round?

Women should be banned from talking in the office