Which is thankfully highly unlikely
below an analysis I stole from LinkedIn
Analysis of the first 24hrs of a Corbyn government, starting with the exit poll on Thursday...
22.01 (12Dec19) Exit poll shows Labour, led by Jeremy Corbyn, likely to form a new administration....
32 results in 0.0029 seconds.
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Poo tastic
I’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar
So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo... -
France threatens to veto further Brexit extension
I won't trigger Jamie any more with a Guardian link.
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Parliament to be prorogated
Taking back control by dictatorship
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Russia had nothing to do with Brexit
So says none other than Cleggy:
Facebook: Nick Clegg says 'no evidence' of Russian interference in Brexit vote - BBC News
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Deleting Profile
What is the process for deleting a profile?
I am currently finding certain parts of this forum crossing the very fine line that exists between banter and bullying. Certain parts of this forum have become toxic and need urgent reform even publically giving my name and thereby infringing... -
Labour to take cotrol of Parliament
It seems that Labour are to attempt to take control of parliament on June 25th to; as Sir Keith Starmer puts it
" MPs cannot be bystanders while the next Tory prime minister tries to crash the UK out of the European Union without a deal AND without the consent of the British Peo... -
Boris gets the check book out.
Not his own, obviously.
Tory leadership contest: Boris Johnson pledges income tax cut for high earners - BBC News
So despite years of austerity, cuts to public services and spending, there is £26 billion available as a one off to pay for Brexit. Apparently that means... -
Cretinous question of the year
D Day was 6th June 1944.
So why are we celebrating it today?
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Lib Dems lead the polls
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New Director General of Trade
Sabine Weyand moves from being Barnier’s deputy chief negotiator in Brexit to the position of Director General of EU Trade.
Weyand will be responsible for negotiating any future trade deal with the U.K....
Cecilia Malmstrom on Twitter: "Very happy to welcome @WeyandSabine... -
BOJO off to court
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-joh...nduct-11730747
It's about he was held accountable for his Brexit campaign lies.
Boris Johnson is to be summonsed to court to face accusations of misconduct in a public office, over claims... -
The Purge
Alastair Campbell expelled from Labour Party - BBC News
How is it fooking legal to kick people out for exercising their right to vote?
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The Official EU results thread
“The Brexit Party win Leeds
The Brexit Party has taken Leeds from Labour with 28.9%.
Labour gained 19.6% with the Lib Dems just behind on 18.4%.
The Conservatives are fourth, gaining 6.9% of the vote - behind the Greens who won 16%”
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Nigel Farage...
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Deregulation, a main reason for Brexit?
So the sticking point of Brexit is deregulation even though deregulation was not mentioned in the Leave Campaign.... -
More funding needed for Swindon
JC claimed in today's PMQs that homelessness is 3 time higher in Swindon than it is in Surrey.
JC suggest funding to redistribute the homeless to Surrey to share the burden.
Before anyone gets annoyed I made that last bit up.
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The EU paves the way....
...for Spain to take over the island of Gibraltar
Yesterday the EU parliament voted to recognise the Island of Gibraltar as a "Colony" of Britain. Despite its recognition as 100% part of the UK. This paves the way for Spain to take control of the Island and the vote by the EU... -
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No Deal exports grind to a halt
This one’s particularly hilarious, we’re running out of the right type of approved pallets to ship goods on.
Who’s in charge at the DExEU again, that should be keeping tabs on these details?
Brexit: Ministers to hold emergency no-deal meeting with business - Business Insid... -
Brexit could be delayed until 2021, EU sources reveal
EU reportedly determined to avoid uncertainty of three-month extension requests
Brexit could be delayed until 2021 under plans being explored by the EU’s most senior officials, at a time of growing exasperation over Theresa May’s handling of the talks, the Guardian can reveal.... -
Honda to close UK factory
Honda closure: 'Swindon factory to close' - 3,500 jobs at risk | UK | News | Express.co.uk
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Project Carny - New Order
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Heads up
Guy Verhofstadt warns Brexiteers could end up on the guillotine like the leaders of the French Revolution
Guy Verhofstadt has warned Brexiteers such as Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg that they could suffer a similar fate to that meted out to the leaders of the French Revolution, who... -
Brexit: Customs checks to be simplified in no-deal situation
Lorries will be able to drive straight off ferries and Channel Tunnel trains without making customs declarations in the event of a no-deal Brexit, the government has announced.
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Barclays shifts billions of pounds to Dublin because of Brexit
Barclays is moving €190bn (£166bn) of assets to Dublin because it "cannot wait any longer" to implement its Brexit contingency plan.
The High Court, which has approved the move, says the move involves 5,000 clients. However, few jobs in London are expected to be affected.... -
No deal off the table now?
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Govt Remainers Move to Kill No Deal Brexit
The end game has now started.
Cabinet Remoaners conspire to thwart no deal Brexit
Once no deal is off the table, the next issue will be "the point of Brexit".
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Vote - how will the market react
Assuming May losing the vote today is largely priced in; but how will the markets react if somehow she wins?
Will the pound go up or down?
