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You’re really not good at this date thing, are you?Originally posted by original PM View Post
Deputy Under Secretary to the Secretariat of State Empowerment – the EU Deputy President and Under Commissioner for Health and Control – Monsieur Poisson d’AvrilComment
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Typical Brexiter, read the headlines, not the content which explains the mess the country is now in.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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He doesn’t do detail.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostTypical Brexiter, read the headlines, not the content which explains the mess the country is now in.
And that was after posting / being fooled by another one that had this at the foot of the article:
If you’ve read this far, congratulations. The purpose of this article, aside from our usual April Fools day joke, is to highlight that reading beyond the headline should be the ‘done thing’ for every article and not only those published today. The real message behind this article is, be careful when you read news online or offline as sometimes it’s entirely false.Comment
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You're a bit late for April Fools.Originally posted by original PM View Post"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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He takes pride in it, for oPM it’s 365 days a year.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou're a bit late for April Fools.Comment
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He gets a bonus day every 4th yearOriginally posted by meridian View PostHe takes pride in it, for oPM it’s 365 days a year.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Originally posted by original PM View Post
Perfect click bait for cretins like oPMMonsieur Poisson d’Avril
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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"EUDocket-01042019"
Well, we know he's a bit slow.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou're a bit late for April Fools.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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