
I'll probably endure the last couple of hours at some point, but I hope that'll be before I forget how tedious the start of it is as I did this time. I really liked the first one, but this one is pretty much: sententious stuff about family being the root of happiness in life; special FX showreel; a bit of the story; sententious stuff about, I dunno, nature or something; a bit more story; sententious stuff about the duties of a father; another special FX showreel; another little bit of the story; a special FX showreel with the flavour of a holiday company commercial… you get the idea

So having abandoned that crap I turned to Red Sonja (2025) which I gather is based on a comic book. It turned out this also involved stuff about The Balance of Nature and such, but you know what? It started, it told its story, and it ended. It wasn't the best film I've ever seen, but it was pretty good and I enjoyed it! The story involved a lot of violence, which always helps, but it did the job it was supposed to do much better than the Avatar thing

I do think there may be a good film buried in that Avatar thing, but given that the first hour could easily be cut down to twenty minutes without losing anything, I'm not sure James Cameron knows how to get it out of there. I couldn't even be bothered to get the IMDb link for it given that he can't be bothered to make it watchable, and I say this as someone who bought and enjoyed the extended edition of the first one

Anyway, after that I rewatched BlackBerry (2023) for the sake of something rooted in reality. This is one of those hidden gems, a wonderfully entertaining film about a bunch of technical and business stuff that one wouldn't expect to be entertaining. The aspect of the nerdy guys having no concept of how to deal with business people rings particularly true. Have I ever told the story of when my boss and I went to meet the MD (we didn't call them CEOs then) of Loriciels, I think it was, back in 1988 or thereabouts? I wasn't sure what to do when I realised that whatever you say when meeting serious business executives from whom you're hoping to get lucrative opportunities, it wasn't the kind of stuff my boss was saying; it was as if he hadn't realised that the games industry wasn't a bunch of people sending out cassettes through the post from their back bedrooms any more

Goodnight all


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