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Nice afternoon at local show, tea, cake and chat with people including the nice burlesque lady. Her rude poem was good, about stripping to classical music.
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A crow just came swooping down and landed on the lawn carrying what appears to be an entire slice of white bread in its beak
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Afternoon denizens
It’s another Simpsonesque day out there, still with a bit of a breeze. Currently 19°, it’ll soon reach 20° but stop there before heading back down to 10° before sunrise tomorrow; the barometers are ebullient, having jumped to 1011/1019mB
I’ve just unmade the bed and left the mattress to air. I shall have to decide whether to incorporate the duvet into the remaking process later, but I think I’ll be OK just chucking a throw on top for a few more days
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Ah yes: "Crank High Voltage (2009)": the one with Jenna Haze and Ron Jeremy.
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Morning.
Saturday.
Dry.
Sunny.
Blue sky.
20.1 deg in here, 20.8 in the kitchen, 18 in the leanto, 14 out the back, 13.8 in the saltinghouse.
1016.5 mBar, 30 in Hg, 762.4 Torr, 14.74 psi, (up from 1012 last night), 59% RH (Lidl electric).
Meanwhile on the 2nd of April 2020, between 22:54 and 23:28, I, MrMarkyMark and WTFH popped in, whilst on the 3rd of April 2020, between 00:16 and 05:38, NF, Churchill and Brillo popped in.
Goodness me, the duvet was pressed into use overnight. Well there's a thing.
Washing frenzy in progress.
Dan Do. Miner's cottage Ystradgynlais/Ystalera. 15C house in Cownwy.
Catrefi Cymru: 1960s & 1970s. House on stilts Merthyr.
House on stilts: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifest...-home-23585301
Dashcam nonsense. S6 E5, E6.
That requiring the attentions of the iRon has received it & is airing upstairs.
Entertainment: "In the beginning was the
" as related by Stephen Fry: a 2009 programme mostly related to The Millennium Bug, that lovely little earner for us all.
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^^ I don't know how many films I've seen (far less than you, I expect) but I would say Constantine or Leon: The Professional are the best films.

Morning all, local time 0915
Very low cloud, fog/mist going on. Currently 14 degrees with a high of 17 expected. A strong wind warning is in force. Barometer up to 1008 mBar.
Sunrise 05:54; Sunset 20:52 EEST
Congrats to SKB.
I didn't get the gig I interviewed for on Monday. The agent was a bit miffed that there was no useful feedback as to why.
Today we are going to visit an old KGB listening post hidden in a hotel.
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Tonight’s major motion picture premiere was Hamnet (2025), which I believe I remember ladymuck and HWMBO going to see in the cinema last year, with lm speaking highly of it afterwards. I agree; it’s very good and I thought the ending was wonderful. I should watch films of this nature and calibre more often, rather than all that stuff about robots and such
But beauty and art are variable quantities, as I was reminded the the other day when somebody on Bluesky posited that a person who’s seen 100 films will assert that Citizen Kane is the best, a person who’s seen 1,000 will assert that 8½ is the best, and a person who’s seen 10,000 films will assert that Crank: High Voltage is the best.
I thought it important to undertake the arduous duty of testing the validity of this opinion. I’m not going to waste my time watching Citizen Kane again, because every bit of it has been adapted by The Simpsons so we all know everything there is to know about it. And 8½ is one of those French things involving circuses. In my view, the only worthwhile depiction in film of anything to do with circuses is that minute or so in La Cabina (1972) when the circus people travelling in the opposite direction gaze at the chap in the phone box as he gazes back at them.
So there was only one thing to do: rewatch Crank (2006) (because you have to watch the first film before you watch a sequel) and then rewatch Crank: High Voltage (2009). And I did, and I reckon Crank is better than Crank: High Voltage because in the latter, they try too hard to get clever with the premise and the context, and they aren’t as clever as they think they are. But Crank is simply the film it set out to be: a ludicrous premise as an excuse for mayhem. Therefore, Crank must be the best film ever made
It all started from what somebody I don’t know said on Bluesky and they were just joking anyway, so maybe it was a waste of time. But both films are good fun, so I was fine with it
Goodnight all
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Boomed!Originally posted by sadkingbilly View PostGOOD MORNING HAPPY CAMPERS!!
just got incentivised* to stay with this gig for a while longer.
might stave off senility for a bit. fingers crossed.
*got filthy lucre waved in my face
oh, and I intend to pay all due taxes on it.
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Tea has been Sainsbury’s TTD “Texas-inspired” BBQ pork belly, with chips. Quite nice that one
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Close shave. Was waiting for loony lady1 at local National Trust place and NOT loony lady 3 came up to me. When ll1 came out of the bog I told her it was just someone I knew from my group walks. She don't like me seeing other ladies even though we are not a thing.
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Ham toastie for lunch
The white loaf turned out very well
Unfortunately, I managed to cut myself with the ultra-sharp bread knife while slicing it up for freezing. Just a small cut on the edge of a finger by the nail, but it bled a lot
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GOOD MORNING HAPPY CAMPERS!!
just got incentivised* to stay with this gig for a while longer.
might stave off senility for a bit. fingers crossed.
*got filthy lucre waved in my face
oh, and I intend to pay all due taxes on it.Last edited by sadkingbilly; Yesterday, 14:08.
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Morning denizens
It’s sunny and Simpsonesque out, but not getting too hot: 15°C now, but not pushing past 19°, which is sensible of it. The barometers are bouncing back at 1002/1010mB
I awoke not long after the alarm would have woken me had it been set, which it wasn’t. This was clearly far too early, so I went back to sleep and reawoke a couple of hours later; and I feel much better for it. I’ve been getting to sleep later than I should have been this week, so I had some catching up to do
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