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Previously on "Earworms!"
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YMMV.
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Dunno where this came from this morning, but here it is:
Obviously not GPO since it only took a day for the chap to turn up.
I think I waited 2 years for the telephone to be installed: 1 year for them to install it, another year to get the fecker connected up.
Dear dead days beyond recall.
The John Cleese BT Talking Pages advert from Ye Mysts of Tyme:
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Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 17 April 2026, 08:57.
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Best set of the entire weekend:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...ry-the-prodigy
They are touring next year, I will be going.
qh
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Sparks latest long player, Mad!
Didn't think they could top 'Lawnmower' from A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip, however 'JanSport Backpack' is genius.
They are playing in Wolverhampton in July, tempted to go.
qh
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For some reason this has been in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tqSIpr0T0w
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That tune reminds me of one with identical music, can't think what. Some ad about best brown ale?
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Woke up this morning with this tune.
But with English words.
Oh my little Augustine,
Oh my little Augustine,
Everythings gone.
Our (something) are gone
All we depend upon.
Strangely I can't find that text online that contains that last line. I learned the song as a child.
Why I should have it in my head now, I have no idea!
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