Reply to: One of us, one of us

[KentPhilip]

Enough about milk, there's no sugar in my ClientCo's kitchen at the moment. This is a CRISIS!

[BrilloPad]

Apparently stuff gets regularly nicked from the fridge here.

I might try lacing some milk with anthrax and seeing what happens.

[Mich the Tester]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

I don't know but maybe it's a euphemism.

[barrydidit]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

I'm pretty sure there's an HMRC dob-a-contractor line set up for precisely this scenario.

[Tasslehoff]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

[NickFitz]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this" on the carton.

And find somebody's written "So have I" on it

[speling bee]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in one of these" on each carton.

FTFY

[Alf W]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this" on the carton.

[greenlake]

And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:

Or just put the real stuff in the container.... (NSFW)

[KentPhilip]

Gold plated?

Good gracious me, solid gold, surely.

Don't want the permy low-lives scraping it off and selling it. The money they make might empower them to leave their tulipty jobs and compete with us as contractors!

[hyperD]

FFS, you are a contractor, buy your own forchrissakes, from free range, champagne and lobster drinking Norsk rødt fe cows milked tenderly by naked Norwegian fair maidens using their Molton Brown scented hands, gingerly caressing their sensitive udders, smoothly bottled without pasteurisation and sealed with a Scandinavian kiss.

And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:

[NickFitz]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

Take over the MD's office and convert it to a butler's pantry, surely?

[vetran]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

we had one of those at a clientco, they hadn't supplied one because there were few permies there.

when we left I took it with me. the permies who had been using it and the incomers were most upset. Teach them for outsourcing to ICTs.

I like working with good people its refreshing. Many of those are contractors

[d000hg]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

You're not bringing your own furniture into my premises.

[KentPhilip]

Where are you going to store all this when suddenly fridges and cupboards become "employees only"?

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated