One of us, one of us

[tractor]

ooh very petty.

I would buy some high class freshly ground superb smelling coffee and milk and appropriate nicely decorative containers, good quality shiny stainless steel, with the label "Contractors Only".

I would put bat tulip in their Nescafe (see Bucket List)

[oscarose]

ooh very petty.

I would buy some high class freshly ground superb smelling coffee and milk and appropriate nicely decorative containers, good quality shiny stainless steel, with the label "Contractors Only".

2 wrongs don't make a right.

Accept the situation for what it is with patience and move on calmly. Don't bite.

[d000hg]

ooh very petty.

I would buy some high class freshly ground superb smelling coffee and milk and appropriate nicely decorative containers, good quality shiny stainless steel, with the label "Contractors Only".

Where are you going to store all this when suddenly fridges and cupboards become "employees only"?

[KentPhilip]

Where are you going to store all this when suddenly fridges and cupboards become "employees only"?

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

[d000hg]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

You're not bringing your own furniture into my premises.

[vetran]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

we had one of those at a clientco, they hadn't supplied one because there were few permies there.

when we left I took it with me. the permies who had been using it and the incomers were most upset. Teach them for outsourcing to ICTs.

I like working with good people its refreshing. Many of those are contractors

[NickFitz]

You then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated

Take over the MD's office and convert it to a butler's pantry, surely?

[hyperD]

FFS, you are a contractor, buy your own forchrissakes, from free range, champagne and lobster drinking Norsk rødt fe cows milked tenderly by naked Norwegian fair maidens using their Molton Brown scented hands, gingerly caressing their sensitive udders, smoothly bottled without pasteurisation and sealed with a Scandinavian kiss.

And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:

[KentPhilip]

Gold plated?

Good gracious me, solid gold, surely.

Don't want the permy low-lives scraping it off and selling it. The money they make might empower them to leave their tulipty jobs and compete with us as contractors!

[greenlake]

And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:

Or just put the real stuff in the container.... (NSFW)