Originally posted by BlasterBates
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postooh very petty.
I would buy some high class freshly ground superb smelling coffee and milk and appropriate nicely decorative containers, good quality shiny stainless steel, with the label "Contractors Only".
Accept the situation for what it is with patience and move on calmly. Don't bite.
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postooh very petty.
I would buy some high class freshly ground superb smelling coffee and milk and appropriate nicely decorative containers, good quality shiny stainless steel, with the label "Contractors Only".Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhere are you going to store all this when suddenly fridges and cupboards become "employees only"?Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostYou then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold platedOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostYou then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated
when we left I took it with me. the permies who had been using it and the incomers were most upset. Teach them for outsourcing to ICTs.
I like working with good people its refreshing. Many of those are contractorsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostYou then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold platedComment
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FFS, you are a contractor, buy your own forchrissakes, from free range, champagne and lobster drinking Norsk rødt fe cows milked tenderly by naked Norwegian fair maidens using their Molton Brown scented hands, gingerly caressing their sensitive udders, smoothly bottled without pasteurisation and sealed with a Scandinavian kiss.
And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostGold plated?
Good gracious me, solid gold, surely.
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostAnd if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:
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