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Enough about milk, there's no sugar in my ClientCo's kitchen at the moment. This is a CRISIS!
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Apparently stuff gets regularly nicked from the fridge here.
I might try lacing some milk with anthrax and seeing what happens.
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Originally posted by Tasslehoff View PostUPDATE :
After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".
Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?
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Originally posted by Tasslehoff View PostUPDATE :
After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".
Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?
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UPDATE :
After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".
Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostBuy your own milk and write "I have spat in one of these" on each carton.
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Originally posted by zeitghostGold plated?
Good gracious me, solid gold, surely.
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FFS, you are a contractor, buy your own forchrissakes, from free range, champagne and lobster drinking Norsk rødt fe cows milked tenderly by naked Norwegian fair maidens using their Molton Brown scented hands, gingerly caressing their sensitive udders, smoothly bottled without pasteurisation and sealed with a Scandinavian kiss.
And if you are worried about the permie filth getting their paws all over it, can I suggest the following label:
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostYou then order in your own cupboard and fridge, suitably labelled. And make them a teeny bit larger than the existing ones. And gold plated
when we left I took it with me. the permies who had been using it and the incomers were most upset. Teach them for outsourcing to ICTs.
I like working with good people its refreshing. Many of those are contractors
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhere are you going to store all this when suddenly fridges and cupboards become "employees only"?
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