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What about signatures referencing obscure posters from the past?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTrue, but as a rule I like reading .sigs, and seeing avatars. (What I _don't_ like is those elaborate references to posts by people on my ignore list, which actually highlight all their posts! Why not just skip their posts?)
As far as I'm concerned if someone is inconsiderate enough to have a deliberately and pointlessly conspicuous .sig then the chances are they don't have much interesting to say.
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True, but as a rule I like reading .sigs, and seeing avatars. (What I _don't_ like is those elaborate references to posts by people on my ignore list, which actually highlight all their posts! Why not just skip their posts?)Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou can disable the display of sigs in your preferences. And avatars, if you wish.
As far as I'm concerned if someone is inconsiderate enough to have a deliberately and pointlessly conspicuous .sig then the chances are they don't have much interesting to say.
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You can disable the display of sigs in your preferences. And avatars, if you wish.
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I can confirm that I do in fact have a maturity problem.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you are concerned your client will know you're on CUK perhaps you're the one with the maturity problem, vis a vis being a professional.
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If you are concerned your client will know you're on CUK perhaps you're the one with the maturity problem, vis a vis being a professional.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHe knows he's on lots of people's ignore list for that very reason, the twat
You'd have thought Old Greg, oops sorry, spelling bee, would be a bit more mature
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Ah but then he would pick it up and eat it - Dani Alves style.....Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt seems cooler to throw them at him rather than give him a dancing one at the moment....
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He knows he's on lots of people's ignore list for that very reason, the twatOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI wish he'd get rid of his bananas.
Overheard at clientCo a couple of weeks ago:
PM: What are all those dancing bananas on your screen?
Noob: errrr....
You'd have thought Old Greg, oops sorry, spelling bee, would be a bit more mature
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It seems cooler to throw them at him rather than give him a dancing one at the moment....
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