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Bananas for speling bee
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
You've cursed it now!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post<placeholder>The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park -
I wish he'd get rid of his bananas.
Overheard at clientCo a couple of weeks ago:
PM: What are all those dancing bananas on your screen?
Noob: errrr....Comment
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Sorry, but I like them.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI wish he'd get rid of his bananas.
Overheard at clientCo a couple of weeks ago:
PM: What are all those dancing bananas on your screen?
Noob: errrr....The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Could have been worse, it could have been......Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI wish he'd get rid of his bananas.
Overheard at clientCo a couple of weeks ago:
PM: What are all those dancing bananas on your screen?
Noob: errrr....
The Fantabulous TPD Marching Band!

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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostCould have been worse, it could have been......
The Fantabulous TPD Marching Band!

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Om.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Fail, you can't have marching without :nazi:Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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this betterOriginally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostFail, you can't have marching without :nazi:

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:nazi:
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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:nazi:
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It seems cooler to throw them at him rather than give him a dancing one at the moment....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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