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Previously on "Bet she feels a bit silly"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Oh no, I'm sure they are real. But why do you need 2 GFs? Compensating for something?
    The Agency sent two as requested.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Oi! Easy tigers!

    You'll be saying that the GF#x are all made up next!
    Oh no, I'm sure they are real. But why do you need 2 GFs? Compensating for something?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    FTFY

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  • hyperD
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    Oi! Easy tigers!

    You'll be saying that the GF#x are all made up next!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    He's a dab hand in the kitchen.
    And likes his kettle and toaster to match.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    OK stop. You drink Pinot in an ale pub, you quote lines from the film Bridesmaids.

    Are you good with colours?
    Do you bowl your spells from the pavillion end?
    Do you have a skincare regime?

    Just asking like
    He's a dab hand in the kitchen.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    hehe!

    That picture reminds me of that scene from Bridesmaids (alright, alright, it's a chickflick but GF#1 wanted to watch it...) when they have that Mexican food and .... it all gets quite funny after that.
    OK stop. You drink Pinot in an ale pub, you quote lines from the film Bridesmaids.

    Are you good with colours?
    Do you bowl your spells from the pavillion end?
    Do you have a skincare regime?

    Just asking like

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That happened to AtW once when he spotted a sofa down a drain.
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    That happened to AtW once when he spotted 1p down a drain.

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  • northernladuk
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    I am predicting the Daily Mail headline in 3 months will be 'Woman loses 3 stones after getting stuck in a drain'

    Haven't had one of these stories about women going on crash diets due to not fitting on fair rides, airplane seats for a while now.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Spoiler alert!
    Oh tulip, sorry Pondy! I'll redact that!

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by hyperd View Post
    hehe!

    That picture reminds me of that scene from bridesmaids (alright, alright, it's a chickflick but gf#1 wanted to watch it...) when they have that mexican food and get the tulips when they're trying on the dresses and the bride in all her regalia squats down and does the business in the middle of the street.
    Spoiler alert!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Also available from a leftie news source: BBC News - Girl stuck in Dover storm drain retrieving phone
    FTFY


    This was what you were after the original story.

    Woman rescued from storm drain in Eaves Road, Dover by Kent firefighters

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  • NickFitz
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    Also available from a reputable news source: BBC News - Girl stuck in Dover storm drain retrieving phone

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  • NotAllThere
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    Teenage girl trapped in storm drain after trying to retrieve iPhone | Weird | News | Daily Express

    The item of clothing nearby is actually a towel.

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