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Previously on "Geographical Euthanasia"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    It's well known that Mensans are a bunch of misfits
    I think they have a "special" test just for "members"
    didn't they let you join then Sassy?

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Just as pretentious as ever, eh?
    Absolutely, can't let standards slip!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    There's a song about you:

    A punctured bicycle
    On a hillside desolate
    Will nature make a man of me yet ?

    When in this charming car
    This charming man
    Why pamper life's complexity
    When the leather runs smooth
    On the passenger seat


    I would go out tonight
    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"


    A jumped up pantry boy
    Who never knew his place
    He said "return the ring"
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things


    I would go out tonight
    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...


    A jumped up pantry boy
    Who never knew his place
    He said "return the ring"
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things
    Just as pretentious as ever, eh?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Never done an IQ test so don't know where I would end up so had a look at the Mensa website. They look like a bunch of arses to me. Their twitter feed links to a little test:
    https://www.mensa.org.uk/workout

    Here is question 13:

    British Mensa's Online Workout - Question 13 of 18

    Enjoyment means the same as:

    A) SATISFACTION B) AMUSEMENT D) RELAXATION D) PLEASURE E) ENTERTAINMENT

    Feckin idiots
    It's well known that Mensans are a bunch of misfits
    I think they have a "special" test just for "members"

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  • The Spartan
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!
    Not sure what testers you're on about

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, "charming" is the word most often used to describe me.
    There's a song about you:

    A punctured bicycle
    On a hillside desolate
    Will nature make a man of me yet ?

    When in this charming car
    This charming man
    Why pamper life's complexity
    When the leather runs smooth
    On the passenger seat


    I would go out tonight
    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"


    A jumped up pantry boy
    Who never knew his place
    He said "return the ring"
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things


    I would go out tonight
    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...


    A jumped up pantry boy
    Who never knew his place
    He said "return the ring"
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things
    He knows so much about these things

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  • doodab
    replied
    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!
    By whom? Jealous project managers terrified of a life in the highlands?

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  • tarbera
    replied
    Please Dont

    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I have a fantastic idea, that I have gleaned from reading CUK.
    Lets give everyone in the country (immigrant or not) an IQ test. Anyone under 115, the minimum needed for a modern society, IMO, will be forcibly moved to Wales and Scotland (we don't have to kill them, we're not Nazis after all).
    In the unlikely event that people currently living in Wales and Scotland pass the test, we can move them into England.
    No free movement - the "new" Welsh and Scottish can come on visas - we'll need a certain amount for household staff.

    This way we can isolate cretins, morons, fundamentalist zealots, thickos, idiots, ignoramuses and so on in one place and pay them a stipend for their booze and fags (they don't need t'internet), while not having to deal with them in real life.

    It's the only humane option .
    every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!

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  • administrator
    replied
    Never done an IQ test so don't know where I would end up so had a look at the Mensa website. They look like a bunch of arses to me. Their twitter feed links to a little test:
    https://www.mensa.org.uk/workout

    Here is question 13:

    British Mensa's Online Workout - Question 13 of 18

    Enjoyment means the same as:

    A) SATISFACTION B) AMUSEMENT D) RELAXATION D) PLEASURE E) ENTERTAINMENT

    Feckin idiots

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  • doodab
    replied
    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    You're almost on to something here, but I think it would be better to rank everyone by intelligence instead. We could use Greek letters perhaps, alpha, beta, gamma, delta and epsilon. The lower the rank, the more menial the job they get, while the higher ranks can become statistics gurus, world controllers etc.

    Perhaps something a bit more like an ant colony would work.

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    BBC SPORT | Football | Survey reveals footballers' wages

    you earn over £676,000 a year? That surprises me.
    Whoosh. Missing the point again.
    Yes you are definitely for the Orkneys

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  • Bunk
    replied
    You're almost on to something here, but I think it would be better to rank everyone by intelligence instead. We could use Greek letters perhaps, alpha, beta, gamma, delta and epsilon. The lower the rank, the more menial the job they get, while the higher ranks can become statistics gurus, world controllers etc.

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  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And? You sure you scored more than 115 on that test?
    BBC SPORT | Football | Survey reveals footballers' wages

    you earn over £676,000 a year? That surprises me.

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  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Never mind all that. Just remove all warning signs and safety features and let natural selection do the job.
    We lived without all that a century ago and it didn't work.

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  • DaveB
    replied
    Never mind all that. Just remove all warning signs and safety features and let natural selection do the job.

    Leave a comment:

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