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    #31
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Never mind all that. Just remove all warning signs and safety features and let natural selection do the job.
    We lived without all that a century ago and it didn't work.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #32
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      And? You sure you scored more than 115 on that test?
      BBC SPORT | Football | Survey reveals footballers' wages

      you earn over £676,000 a year? That surprises me.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #33
        You're almost on to something here, but I think it would be better to rank everyone by intelligence instead. We could use Greek letters perhaps, alpha, beta, gamma, delta and epsilon. The lower the rank, the more menial the job they get, while the higher ranks can become statistics gurus, world controllers etc.

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          BBC SPORT | Football | Survey reveals footballers' wages

          you earn over £676,000 a year? That surprises me.
          Whoosh. Missing the point again.
          Yes you are definitely for the Orkneys
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            You're almost on to something here, but I think it would be better to rank everyone by intelligence instead. We could use Greek letters perhaps, alpha, beta, gamma, delta and epsilon. The lower the rank, the more menial the job they get, while the higher ranks can become statistics gurus, world controllers etc.

            Perhaps something a bit more like an ant colony would work.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #36
              Never done an IQ test so don't know where I would end up so had a look at the Mensa website. They look like a bunch of arses to me. Their twitter feed links to a little test:
              https://www.mensa.org.uk/workout

              Here is question 13:

              British Mensa's Online Workout - Question 13 of 18

              Enjoyment means the same as:

              A) SATISFACTION B) AMUSEMENT D) RELAXATION D) PLEASURE E) ENTERTAINMENT

              Feckin idiots

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                #37
                Please Dont

                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I have a fantastic idea, that I have gleaned from reading CUK.
                Lets give everyone in the country (immigrant or not) an IQ test. Anyone under 115, the minimum needed for a modern society, IMO, will be forcibly moved to Wales and Scotland (we don't have to kill them, we're not Nazis after all).
                In the unlikely event that people currently living in Wales and Scotland pass the test, we can move them into England.
                No free movement - the "new" Welsh and Scottish can come on visas - we'll need a certain amount for household staff.

                This way we can isolate cretins, morons, fundamentalist zealots, thickos, idiots, ignoramuses and so on in one place and pay them a stipend for their booze and fags (they don't need t'internet), while not having to deal with them in real life.

                It's the only humane option .
                every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by tarbera View Post
                  every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!
                  By whom? Jealous project managers terrified of a life in the highlands?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    You're right, "charming" is the word most often used to describe me.
                    There's a song about you:

                    A punctured bicycle
                    On a hillside desolate
                    Will nature make a man of me yet ?

                    When in this charming car
                    This charming man
                    Why pamper life's complexity
                    When the leather runs smooth
                    On the passenger seat


                    I would go out tonight
                    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
                    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"


                    A jumped up pantry boy
                    Who never knew his place
                    He said "return the ring"
                    He knows so much about these things
                    He knows so much about these things


                    I would go out tonight
                    But I haven't got a stitch to wear
                    This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
                    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
                    Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...


                    A jumped up pantry boy
                    Who never knew his place
                    He said "return the ring"
                    He knows so much about these things
                    He knows so much about these things
                    He knows so much about these things
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by tarbera View Post
                      every Java programmer and tester would be killed !!!!
                      Not sure what testers you're on about
                      In Scooter we trust

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