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Geographical Euthanasia

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    #11
    Since the average is 100, once you have moved all those with less than 115, you will then repeat the exercise and you will get rid of a load more. Evetually you will just end up with you.

    Why can't we just ship you off to the isle of Lundy? Or anywhere else with no internet access.

    BTW I thought you had fooked off for good? What prompted you to return and annoy us?

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      #12
      It does mean our sports teams may suffer. Getting beaten by Wales at football would be embarrassing.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        BTW I thought you had fooked off for good? What prompted you to return and annoy us?
        I felt sorry for CUK with you posting so much utter crud.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I felt sorry for CUK with you posting so much utter crud.
          Thanks. We're fine. Off you pop.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            I felt sorry for CUK with you posting so much utter crud.
            I would love to meet you in real life, bet your ever so nice and polite. Wouldn't say boo to a goose.

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              It does mean our sports teams may suffer. Getting beaten by Wales at football would be embarrassing.
              Not in the long run. In an intelligent society, some people would eventually play football, an "intelligent FA" would put into play the best coaching methods, promising kids would attend the best facilities.
              In a generation we'd be winning every sporting event going, due to the appliance of science.
              Imagine if didn't have the weak-minded thickos who always collapse on penalties.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                I would love to meet you in real life, bet your ever so nice and polite. Wouldn't say boo to a goose.
                You're right, "charming" is the word most often used to describe me.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  You should see the tests rail companies use to select train drivers. Rail companies want boring people who like monotony....
                  I think that depends on which trains they'll be driving. The selection process for driving ICE or Thalys trains is pretty tough and the training they receive is rated at level 4 or in many cases 5, which is close to a vocational degree, you know, those thingies that polytechnics were set up to provide before they were devalued and fooked up, but which polytechnics in the rest of Europe provide quite succesfully.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Not in the long run. In an intelligent society, some people would eventually play football, an "intelligent FA" would put into play the best coaching methods, promising kids would attend the best facilities.
                    In a generation we'd be winning every sporting event going, due to the appliance of science.
                    Imagine if didn't have the weak-minded thickos who always collapse on penalties.
                    Surely promising kids are already selected from the age of 10 (or even less?) and signed up for training academies? Surely modern science is already used? Loads of intelligence is applied to football players, it's just the players who don't have it

                    In fact, since getting to play for a top club is really based on how good you are, the fact the cream of the crop are generally pretty thick suggests that brains aren't a requirement for being a top footballer, otherwise the top players would be smart - like in other sports. Even the clever kids play football at school... maybe brains are contraindicated for football.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      It does mean our sports teams may suffer. Getting beaten by Wales at football would be embarrassing.
                      Don´t know; look at the most succesful British sports teams like the Olympic athletes, rowers, cyclists, the international rugby teams and so on; lots of graduates in there. Football might be an exception here, and maybe one reason the footie teams are not so successful is that they're a bit thick. High end sport doesn't just favour the strong and the quick, above all it favours the smart.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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