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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Goatfell View Post
    Can you handle being mobbed by wanton nymphomaniac lovelies in your condition.
    Probably not if there is more than one

    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Or failing that, a stand up wash at the sink to do the wiffy bits?
    Why didn't I think of that? A quick swipe of the pits with a flannel and I'm ready for my chicken katsu. Sorted.

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Should I go for the lynx effect?
    Can you handle being mobbed by wanton nymphomaniac lovelies in your condition.

    edit: What the hell, splash it all over and go for it
    Last edited by Goatfell; 5 March 2014, 11:30. Reason: Second thoughts

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  • eek
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    Ask what would suity do?

    Change the nappy and use a couple of baby wipes..

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  • northernladuk
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    Have you consulted Psychobabble yet? What did he suggest?

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  • vetran
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    Gotta recommend baby wipes for such occasions.

    Just coating it isn't good, the smell just disappears until you get into the restaurant then it comes back (in my experience).

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  • Pondlife
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    Just go to Wetherspoons. No need to worry then.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I quite fancy going out for a wagamama for my lunch. However I smell a little bit and I really can't be arsed to get into the shower (it's quite complex what with various dressings that need to be kept dry and I currently have no spare sticky things to repair them with).

    I do however have an untouched lynx deo & shower gel set that someone or other gave me for christmas.

    Should I go for the lynx effect?
    Get Mrs Doodab to give you a bed bath?

    Or failing that, a stand up wash at the sink to do the wiffy bits?

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  • original PM
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    i would say yes

    but are you just 24 hours ripe or more like 48?

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  • doodab
    started a poll A dilemma

    A dilemma

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    I quite fancy going out for a wagamama for my lunch. However I smell a little bit and I really can't be arsed to get into the shower (it's quite complex what with various dressings that need to be kept dry and I currently have no spare sticky things to repair them with).

    I do however have an untouched lynx deo & shower gel set that someone or other gave me for christmas.

    Should I go for the lynx effect?

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