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Originally posted by cojak View PostAn iPad Air.
And we are pathetically grateful and giddy when we are given one.
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An iPad Air.
And we are pathetically grateful and giddy when we are given one.
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Originally posted by RetSet View Post
My late dad (bless 'im) always used to say "If you can make 'em laugh, their knickers are halfway down already".
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat is this 4.30am of which you speak? Is it some strange intergalactic timewarp?
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But then I am slightly taken with the new guy in the grey tanktop, so maybe all I wanted was a grey tanktop
Fickle, never
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Originally posted by zeitghostI think it's some strange perversion with which I'm completely unfamiliar.
My shoulders are broad, but sorry Dallas my Lycra obsession is too strong to give up. I doubt I'm faster either!
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostTaller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.
Dont think i'll get far.
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostTaller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.
Dont think i'll get far.
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Taller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.
Dont think i'll get far.
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Originally posted by Platypus View Postftfy
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIf I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostFooking hell! No wonder men prefer to stay single these days. All that effort!
On the plus side, I would be prepared to forgo the footie on the telly. At least while you were cleaning it.
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