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What do girls want these days?

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    #31
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    A companion to discuss literature and current affairs with, before Horlicks and bed?
    I said mid forties not mid eighties

    As for Horlicks - at any age -yuuuukkk
    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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      #32
      My six pack is a Party 7 (*) these days





      (*) ask your Dad.
      My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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        #33
        9 inches!

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          A companion to discuss literature and current affairs with, before Horlicks and a good hard shag?
          ftfy

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            #35
            If I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.
            Last edited by mudskipper; 23 January 2014, 18:26.

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              #36
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              If I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.
              I don't do footy.

              I don't do telly.

              Former 10,000 miles/ year cyclist.

              My late dad (bless 'im) always used to say "If you can make 'em laugh, their knickers are halfway down already".

              Coffee?

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                #37
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Prince Charming...
                (From a broadway play, when snow white finds prince charming has been having an affair with the sleeping beauty) I'm charming, but not sincere.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  If I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.
                  If I were looking for a woman I could translate that list very easily to what I would look for; and I would be looking for someone who looked at me that way too. Thanks for the sanity on this one.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    If I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.
                    Fooking hell! No wonder men prefer to stay single these days. All that effort!

                    On the plus side, I would be prepared to forgo the footie on the telly. At least while you were cleaning it.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Fooking hell! No wonder men prefer to stay single these days. All that effort!

                      On the plus side, I would be prepared to forgo the footie on the telly. At least while you were cleaning it.
                      And there, in a nutshell is why you're single, sweetie
                      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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