What do girls want these days?

[Mich the Tester]

A gentleman never tells!

Well who would you tell if some bird's bitten your kn0b off?

[vetran]

Well who would you tell if some bird's bitten your kn0b off?

well my mate told everyone when a one night stand left teeth marks in his JT.

we had a good laugh.

[original PM]

I guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.

mmm bit more sophisticated now us men, we want

a decent steak
a few beers
a poledance
then a blow job

[Mich the Tester]

well my mate told everyone when a one night stand left teeth marks in his JT.

we had a good laugh.

Owwwwwwww...owwwww....eeeeuuuuwwww

[Mich the Tester]

mmm bit more sophisticated now us men, we want

a blow job
a decent steak
then a blow job
a few beers
then a blow job
a poledance
then a blow job

ftfy

[Platypus]

As a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids

You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.

I'll be in touch

[vetran]

You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.

you just need a picture of Sandra Bullock and you are set!

[Bellona]

You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.

I'll be in touch

. Oops, it did read like one of those ads

you just need a picture of Sandra Bullock and you are set!

I could get a picture of her to use, but trades descriptions would be after me after a pretty cursory comparison !

Sandra B is someone I would more than happily look like

[d000hg]

"girls" or "women" ?
IMHO I think it depends on how old you are, your status, and what baggage you have, or have had

As a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids, I'm sure my "wish list" looks very different to say a 30 year old singleton working ft but still at home or a mid twenties single mum holding down a pt job

Is it different for guys ??

A companion to discuss literature and current affairs with, before Horlicks and bed?

[EternalOptimist]

The missus fell for me because I had what she wanted

Steely blue eyes
muscles like steel bands
granite jaw
six pack
salt n pepper hair
and a kn0b of butter