Reply to: What do girls want these days?

[SueEllen]

Does that mean you will think about doing some washing up?

Get a dish washing machine - less likely to throw dishes and cups at your head.

[BrilloPad]

An iPad Air.

And we are pathetically grateful and giddy when we are given one.

Does that mean you will think about doing some washing up?

[northernladuk]

An iPad Air.

And we are pathetically grateful and giddy when we are given one.

I'll give you one!

[cojak]

An iPad Air.

And we are pathetically grateful and giddy when we are given one.

[mudskipper]

My late dad (bless 'im) always used to say "If you can make 'em laugh, their knickers are halfway down already".

I think I might have met him.

[darmstadt]

What is this 4.30am of which you speak? Is it some strange intergalactic timewarp?

Probably got one of these: Wake-Up Vibe ? Your ultimate alarm vbrator!, which you might find a tad strange to use

[Dallas]

But then I am slightly taken with the new guy in the grey tanktop, so maybe all I wanted was a grey tanktop

Fickle, never

[vetran]

I think it's some strange perversion with which I'm completely unfamiliar.

It's what time you have to wake up when some idiot schedules a meeting for 9am in Yorkshire.Even better when you get there and they have done no ffing prep!

My shoulders are broad, but sorry Dallas my Lycra obsession is too strong to give up. I doubt I'm faster either!

[Mich the Tester]

Taller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.

Dont think i'll get far.

What is this 4.30am of which you speak? Is it some strange intergalactic timewarp?

[EternalOptimist]

Taller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.

Dont think i'll get far.

i have big shoulders. my shoulders are so big that one of them gets up at 4:30am and the other gets up at 5

[Dallas]

Taller, faster, bigger shoulders, up at 4.30am, no lycra hang-ups.

Dont think i'll get far.

[vetran]

A Damn good Knee Fondle

Love Lord Randy !

[socialworker]

ftfy

I think the shag before the horlicks. As long as he gets up to make it. Or tea.

[socialworker]

If I was looking for a bloke, which I'm not, I'd be looking for someone who made me laugh, made me feel attractive (who knows, I might then even make an effort!), liked doing stuff with me - maybe cycling, holidays, the odd meal out, perhaps even a wander round the occasional art gallery. Basically someone who makes me feel good about myself. In short, he'd put me a bit higher on the 'to do' list than footie on the telly.

Exactly this.

[Pogle]

Fooking hell! No wonder men prefer to stay single these days. All that effort!

On the plus side, I would be prepared to forgo the footie on the telly. At least while you were cleaning it.

And there, in a nutshell is why you're single, sweetie