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darmstadt replied

14 August 2013, 19:11
I'm not married, now I know why:
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MaryPoppins replied

14 August 2013, 18:32
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

You lot are just perverse.

Coaster! Coaster! Coaster!
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d000hg replied

14 August 2013, 17:52
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You pair are so bitter!!

Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!

Just the kind they attract.
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Old Greg replied

14 August 2013, 16:25
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

When they show the cup of blue water, it's to demonstrate absorbency, not to suggest an alternative use as a coaster.

Reusing them is taking household economy a little too far.
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mudskipper replied

14 August 2013, 16:04
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

You lot are just perverse.

When they show the cup of blue water, it's to demonstrate absorbency, not to suggest an alternative use as a coaster.
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eek replied

14 August 2013, 16:02
Originally posted by eek View Post

FTFY HTH

Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

done

I did that earlier but it seems to work so I'll give it a go

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eek again.
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vetran replied

14 August 2013, 16:00
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

done

so you knew her at College?
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FiveTimes replied

14 August 2013, 15:59
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.

done
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vetran replied

14 August 2013, 15:50
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

?????

Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

You lot are just perverse.
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eek replied

14 August 2013, 15:27
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.

FTFY HTH
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Old Greg replied

14 August 2013, 15:24
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

The trick for you, yes. Agreed.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.
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MaryPoppins replied

14 August 2013, 15:22
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

No the single ones are fine, until you marry them

The trick is to stay single and childless

The trick for you, yes. Agreed.
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amcdonald replied

14 August 2013, 15:11
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You pair are so bitter!!

Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!

No the single ones are fine, until you marry them

The trick is to stay single and childless
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Bunk replied

14 August 2013, 15:10
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

The Rod Stewart classic quote.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house

I thought that was Sly Stallone?
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Scrag Meister replied

14 August 2013, 15:09
The Rod Stewart classic quote.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
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