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No the single ones are fine, until you marry themOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
You pair are so bitter!!
Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
The trick is to stay single and childlessDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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The trick for you, yes. Agreed.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostNo the single ones are fine, until you marry them
The trick is to stay single and childlessPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThe trick for you, yes. Agreed.Comment
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FTFY HTHOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post?????
You lot are just perverse.Comment
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doneOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.Comment
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When they show the cup of blue water, it's to demonstrate absorbency, not to suggest an alternative use as a coaster.Originally posted by vetran View PostPads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.
You lot are just perverse.Comment
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