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Could be his Tena Men?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI imagined vetran was way past the menopause, but maybe he's on HRT.Comment
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Or he's lost his muscle tone and even the super-max manpons are falling out.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCould be his Tena Men?Comment
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On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:Originally posted by cailin maith View PostErm his current wife is nothing like his ex wife
pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thiefBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of themOriginally posted by Gibbon View PostOn an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:
pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thiefComment
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Maybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.Originally posted by RedSauce View Postnone of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of themComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostOn an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:
pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thiefOriginally posted by RedSauce View Postnone of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them
You pair are so bitter!!
Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I wasn't a twat and ended up with a wrong'n, so now I am a twat and wont end up with a wrong'n again.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMaybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.Comment
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Shh CM, it's easier for them to blame someone elseOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
You pair are so bitter!!
Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
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The Rod Stewart classic quote.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a houseNever has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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