Splitting the Bills

[Old Greg]

That's what I thought.

Does he mean what I think he means?

Unless she leaves them attached to the washing on the floor.

I imagined vetran was way past the menopause, but maybe he's on HRT.

[mudskipper]

I imagined vetran was way past the menopause, but maybe he's on HRT.

Could be his Tena Men?

[Old Greg]

Could be his Tena Men?

Or he's lost his muscle tone and even the super-max manpons are falling out.

[Gibbon]

Erm his current wife is nothing like his ex wife

On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thief

[RedSauce]

On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thief

none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them

[Old Greg]

none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them

Maybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.

[cailin maith]

On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

pre-marriage -> nympho
marraige -> nag
post marriage -> thief

none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them

You pair are so bitter!!

Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!

[RedSauce]

Maybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.

I wasn't a twat and ended up with a wrong'n, so now I am a twat and wont end up with a wrong'n again.

[Bunk]

You pair are so bitter!!

Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!

Shh CM, it's easier for them to blame someone else

[Scrag Meister]

The Rod Stewart classic quote.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house