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Splitting the Bills

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    #81
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    The Rod Stewart classic quote.

    Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
    I thought that was Sly Stallone?

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      #82
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      You pair are so bitter!!

      Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
      No the single ones are fine, until you marry them

      The trick is to stay single and childless
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #83
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        No the single ones are fine, until you marry them

        The trick is to stay single and childless
        The trick for you, yes. Agreed.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #84
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          The trick for you, yes. Agreed.
          You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.

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            #85
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.
            FTFY HTH
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #86
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              ?????
              Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

              You lot are just perverse.

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                #87
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.
                done

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  done
                  so you knew her at College?

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    FTFY HTH


                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    done
                    I did that earlier but it seems to work so I'll give it a go

                    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eek again.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Pads for hot drinks, I drive the wife mad by going round after her and sliding a pad under her coffee so she doesn't scar the furniture.

                      You lot are just perverse.
                      When they show the cup of blue water, it's to demonstrate absorbency, not to suggest an alternative use as a coaster.

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