Reply to: What do you call the female side of your relationship when you are not married?

[vetran]

SWMBO - of course

[Uncle Albert]

I once referred to mine as the ayatollah.

[vetran]

No, we all say it about the same woman

HTH

gotta admire mrs BP, up for anything

[SimonMac]

Perfectly acceptable, but it might cause confusion when everyone says that.

No, we all say it about the same woman

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Is it acceptable to use their official title when introducing them to friends and colleagues, so instead of introducing my current bit of skirt to the table I can say 'This is Mrs Brillopad'?

Perfectly acceptable, but it might cause confusion when everyone says that.

[northernladuk]

Is it acceptable to use their official title when introducing them to friends and colleagues, so instead of introducing my current bit of skirt to the table I can say 'This is Mrs Brillopad'?

[Pondlife]

All women are known as doris.

E.g.
You coming out for a pint tonight mate?
Can't sorry. On Doris duty at the cinema

[original PM]

hose beast

according to my mate

[Mich the Tester]

Jigglyjugs

[Mich the Tester]

Shaggles

[norrahe]

Mr N refers to me as girlfriend or partner.

I just call him "the woife".

[Platypus]

My male friends refer to their ladies as:

Trout
Midget
The bird
Thing

all true.

Yes but would they introduce their ladies to their bosses/bank manager as "This is <real-name> she's my Trout" ?

Respect if so.

[Mich the Tester]

My male friends refer to their ladies as:

Trout
Midget
The bird
Thing

all true.

[Robinho]

My male friends refer to their ladies as:

Trout
Midget
The bird
Thing

all true.

Which one(s) are you?

[mudskipper]

My male friends refer to their ladies as:

Trout
Midget
The bird
Thing

all true.