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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mos View Post
    But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.
    They're not really tiny - it's just they're a long way away.

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  • mos
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex
    And impose low ceiling on everyone ...

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by mos View Post
    But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.
    It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex

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  • mos
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    But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.
    Last edited by mos; 31 January 2013, 11:30.

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd have Eek and SimonMac taken out, skinned alive, thrown into the Dead Sea, dragged over rocks, taken out, shot and then buried up to their necks in sand with a ukelele stuck on their heads as a sign to other CUK cretins.

    Hope that's clear MF. Remember no bannings though.
    Will there be a special police division designed to purify CUK from the seed of cretinry?

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  • mos
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    Lets outsource the governance to Bangalore. Much top talent there, best and brightest.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MadDawg View Post
    I voted MF, and I'm not a sockie. Well not one of MF's anyway!
    Me too. But only to humour him.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    What are your policies on Cretins?
    I'd have Eek and SimonMac taken out, skinned alive, thrown into the Dead Sea, dragged over rocks, taken out, shot and then buried up to their necks in sand with a ukelele stuck on their heads as a sign to other CUK cretins.

    Hope that's clear MF. Remember no bannings though.

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  • Robinho
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    What are your policies on Cretins?

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  • MadDawg
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    I voted MF, and I'm not a sockie. Well not one of MF's anyway!

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  • eek
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    I love a poll that identifies how many Sockies a particular member has.

    Its such a shame its not a public vote so we could identify them as well.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    FTFY
    Only one way to sort this out. Poll!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    There would be fantasist threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

    Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.
    FTFY

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    There would be fantastic threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

    Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.
    IT people aren't known for their sartorial elegance.

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  • MarillionFan
    started a poll If I ruled CUK...

    If I ruled CUK...

    14
    The Administrator - A shady weedy fellow who no-one has met and is most likely 4'3''
    35.71%
    5
    The Mods - A ragtag bunch of toenail chewers with a fetish for internet power
    14.29%
    2
    MF - A suave, sophisticated, charming fellow who everyone loves
    35.71%
    5
    Someone Else - Bugger the lot of them
    7.14%
    1
    AndyW - Together Brillopad & AndyW could rule like Father and Son.
    7.14%
    1
    There would be fantastic threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

    Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.

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