If I ruled CUK...

[Robinho]

I'd have Eek and SimonMac taken out, skinned alive, thrown into the Dead Sea, dragged over rocks, taken out, shot and then buried up to their necks in sand with a ukelele stuck on their heads as a sign to other CUK cretins.

Hope that's clear MF. Remember no bannings though.

Will there be a special police division designed to purify CUK from the seed of cretinry?

[mos]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

[Troll]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex

[mos]

It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex

And impose low ceiling on everyone ...

[NotAllThere]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

They're not really tiny - it's just they're a long way away.