If I ruled CUK...

[NotAllThere]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

They're not really tiny - it's just they're a long way away.

[mos]

It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex

And impose low ceiling on everyone ...

[Troll]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

It's worse when they have a Napoleon complex

[mos]

But seriously, I voted for the 4ft 3" guy .... have you noticed that the new generation of managers is getting shorter and smaller? They all put forceful low voices on the phone, but if you actually have a chance to see the guy (low chances these days), he turns out to be teeny-tiny.

[Robinho]

I'd have Eek and SimonMac taken out, skinned alive, thrown into the Dead Sea, dragged over rocks, taken out, shot and then buried up to their necks in sand with a ukelele stuck on their heads as a sign to other CUK cretins.

Hope that's clear MF. Remember no bannings though.

Will there be a special police division designed to purify CUK from the seed of cretinry?

[mos]

Lets outsource the governance to Bangalore. Much top talent there, best and brightest.

[mudskipper]

I voted MF, and I'm not a sockie. Well not one of MF's anyway!

Me too. But only to humour him.

[MarillionFan]

What are your policies on Cretins?

I'd have Eek and SimonMac taken out, skinned alive, thrown into the Dead Sea, dragged over rocks, taken out, shot and then buried up to their necks in sand with a ukelele stuck on their heads as a sign to other CUK cretins.

Hope that's clear MF. Remember no bannings though.

[Robinho]

What are your policies on Cretins?

[MadDawg]

I voted MF, and I'm not a sockie. Well not one of MF's anyway!

[eek]

I love a poll that identifies how many Sockies a particular member has.

Its such a shame its not a public vote so we could identify them as well.

[MarillionFan]

FTFY

Only one way to sort this out. Poll!

[SimonMac]

There would be fantasist threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.

FTFY

[mudskipper]

There would be fantastic threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.

IT people aren't known for their sartorial elegance.

[MarillionFan]

There would be fantastic threads & posts, free rep for all, no bannings of any kind & no joining fee.

Vote for MF. You know it makes sense.