Where's the chambermaid?

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doomage replied

4 September 2012, 08:30
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

She came early yesterday and I shooed her away. I've been working in my room all day and she's nowhere to be seen. I've run out of towels, the bed isn't made and those socks don't pick themselves up on their own you know!

What should I do? Should I phone reception? Leave a note on the door? Shout down the corridor?

She won't be getting a tip now!!!

Time to move out of your mums basement MF.
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fullyautomatix replied

4 September 2012, 08:12
Originally posted by eek View Post

I know that. When I went searching for a photo of a fat man in a vest Eddie Yates and Stan Ogden were the first two names I thought of. Bernard Youens was too old so Geoffrey Hughes was the best option.

So to prove your insult about a fat american you went and looked up the interwebs and found a lightweight british actor ?
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d000hg replied

4 September 2012, 07:31
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Ah, the stained sheets syndrome....

Don't worry MF, they're used to worse.
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eek replied

4 September 2012, 07:30
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

That's Geoffrey Hughes. A British actor; died 6 weeks ago.

I know that. When I went searching for a photo of a fat man in a vest Eddie Yates and Stan Ogden were the first two names I thought of. Bernard Youens was too old so Geoffrey Hughes was the best option.
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NotAllThere replied

4 September 2012, 07:28
Originally posted by eek View Post

OK just a clueless vest(ly) overweight fat american.

Is that better.

That's Geoffrey Hughes. A British actor; died 6 weeks ago - prostate cancer.
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darmstadt replied

4 September 2012, 06:42
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ha got one eventually! Was like an episode of Family Guy though!

"I need my room doing, it's not been done for two days"
Mexican made looks down at sheet, looks up, looks down shakes head 'Nooooooo,Noooooo"

Ah, the stained sheets syndrome....
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MarillionFan replied

3 September 2012, 22:12
Ha got one eventually! Was like an episode of Family Guy though!

"I need my room doing, it's not been done for two days"
Mexican made looks down at sheet, looks up, looks down shakes head 'Nooooooo,Noooooo"
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eek replied

3 September 2012, 21:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I object to the word 'vastly'.

OK just a clueless vest(ly) overweight fat american.

Is that better.
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MarillionFan replied

3 September 2012, 21:31
Originally posted by eek View Post

Nah just a clueless vastly overweight fat american.

I object to the word 'vastly'.
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eek replied

3 September 2012, 21:28
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Epic fail....

Nah just a clueless vastly overweight fat american.
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northernladuk replied

3 September 2012, 21:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

FFS wrong forum.

Epic fail....
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MarillionFan replied

3 September 2012, 21:24
FFS wrong forum.
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SueEllen replied

3 September 2012, 21:17
You know those plastic things that you hang on the door?

Well you are suppose to use them to tell the chambermaid you would like your room cleaned.

You won't get a clean room until tomorrow.
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MarillionFan started a topic Where's the chambermaid?

3 September 2012, 21:14
Where's the chambermaid?

She came early yesterday and I shooed her away. I've been working in my room all day and she's nowhere to be seen. I've run out of towels, the bed isn't made and those socks don't pick themselves up on their own you know!

What should I do? Should I phone reception? Leave a note on the door? Shout down the corridor?

She won't be getting a tip now!!!
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