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Where's the chambermaid?
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I know that. When I went searching for a photo of a fat man in a vest Eddie Yates and Stan Ogden were the first two names I thought of. Bernard Youens was too old so Geoffrey Hughes was the best option.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Don't worry MF, they're used to worse.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAh, the stained sheets syndrome....Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostI know that. When I went searching for a photo of a fat man in a vest Eddie Yates and Stan Ogden were the first two names I thought of. Bernard Youens was too old so Geoffrey Hughes was the best option.
So to prove your insult about a fat american you went and looked up the interwebs and found a lightweight british actor ?
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Time to move out of your mums basement MF.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostShe came early yesterday and I shooed her away. I've been working in my room all day and she's nowhere to be seen. I've run out of towels, the bed isn't made and those socks don't pick themselves up on their own you know!
What should I do? Should I phone reception? Leave a note on the door? Shout down the corridor?
She won't be getting a tip now!!!
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