I'd just be happy for a bare leg to grab hold of.
And hump it senseless.
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Nope tis true, blonde women just remind me of my sister which is a big turn off; therefore I can’t even look at blonde women. But blonde men: oh most defiantly yes (think Thor)Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBollocks.
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FFS, I'm now so good at thread hijacking I've hijacked my own bloody thread.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTo answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place
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Blonde women do it for me.
I usually have to pay them mind.
PS. No.2 all the way.
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I am currently doing 3 hours of exercise a day preparing for my iron man.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell of course I'd have to get warmed up for them; I'm an athlete, me. Not like the rest of these fatty lardarses on CUK.
What has that got to do with Women's handball?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTo answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place

I prefer blondes! But 3 and 2 are stunners.....Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostI agree, 3 is defiantly the best, followed by 2, then 3, I would turn 4 down as blonde women just don’t do it for me
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I agree, 3 is defiantly the best, followed by 2, then 3, I would turn 4 down as blonde women just don’t do it for meOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think I need a lie down!
BTW my preference is 3, 2, 4, 1.
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To answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their placeOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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Any healthy bloke would.Originally posted by vetran View Postforget Mitch, I would!
By the way, the one on the right is about 6'2, which might intimidate some of you fatty shortarses.
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Well of course I'd have to get warmed up for them; I'm an athlete, me. Not like the rest of these fatty lardarses on CUK.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYeah well we all know you would be arranging numbers 1-5. 1 for the ball and 2-5 for the women.....

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