I'd just be happy for a bare leg to grab hold of.
And hump it senseless.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBollocks.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTo answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place
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Blonde women do it for me.
I usually have to pay them mind.
PS. No.2 all the way.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell of course I'd have to get warmed up for them; I'm an athlete, me. Not like the rest of these fatty lardarses on CUK.
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTo answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place
Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostI agree, 3 is defiantly the best, followed by 2, then 3, I would turn 4 down as blonde women just don’t do it for me
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think I need a lie down!
BTW my preference is 3, 2, 4, 1.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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Originally posted by vetran View Postforget Mitch, I would!
By the way, the one on the right is about 6'2, which might intimidate some of you fatty shortarses.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYeah well we all know you would be arranging numbers 1-5. 1 for the ball and 2-5 for the women.....
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