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  • hyperD
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    I'd just be happy for a bare leg to grab hold of.

    And hump it senseless.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    FFS, I'm now so good at thread hijacking I've hijacked my own bloody thread.
    My fault, for staying on topic - Can't be thinking straight today, obviously

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Here ya go!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Nope tis true, blonde women just remind me of my sister which is a big turn off; therefore I can’t even look at blonde women. But blonde men: oh most defiantly yes
    Here ya go!

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Bollocks.
    Nope tis true, blonde women just remind me of my sister which is a big turn off; therefore I can’t even look at blonde women. But blonde men: oh most defiantly yes (think Thor)

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  • TimberWolf
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    I'll take number 2.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    To answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place
    FFS, I'm now so good at thread hijacking I've hijacked my own bloody thread.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I would turn 4 down
    Bollocks.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Blonde women do it for me.




    I usually have to pay them mind.

    PS. No.2 all the way.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Well of course I'd have to get warmed up for them; I'm an athlete, me. Not like the rest of these fatty lardarses on CUK.
    I am currently doing 3 hours of exercise a day preparing for my iron man.

    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    To answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place
    What has that got to do with Women's handball?

    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I agree, 3 is defiantly the best, followed by 2, then 3, I would turn 4 down as blonde women just don’t do it for me
    I prefer blondes! But 3 and 2 are stunners.....

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I think I need a lie down!

    BTW my preference is 3, 2, 4, 1.
    I agree, 3 is defiantly the best, followed by 2, then 3, I would turn 4 down as blonde women just don’t do it for me

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  • OwlHoot
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    To answer your question, the Lib Dems are going on, and Cameron is too cowardly to put them in their place

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    forget Mitch, I would!
    Any healthy bloke would.

    By the way, the one on the right is about 6'2, which might intimidate some of you fatty shortarses.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Yeah well we all know you would be arranging numbers 1-5. 1 for the ball and 2-5 for the women.....

    Well of course I'd have to get warmed up for them; I'm an athlete, me. Not like the rest of these fatty lardarses on CUK.

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  • vetran
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    forget Mitch, I would!

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