Reply to: Am I having a middle age crisis?

[DimPrawn]

Trust me, leggy young girlfriends like heated seats.

Oooooppppsss. Did I say something I shouldn't have?

It's the only way an old fart like you can give her a warm feeling in her knickers.

[Sysman]

With just enough room for the leggy young girlfriend...

Trust me, leggy young girlfriends like heated seats.

Oooooppppsss. Did I say something I shouldn't have?

[Sysman]

Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?

The German Autobahn is nobbut an hour away.

And the estate bit is useful for collecting swag at cheap Euro prices.

[cojak]

As sas says its an estate.

A proper mid-life crisis requires a two seater so the children don't fit in the car and your wife has to take them everywhere.

With just enough room for the leggy young girlfriend...

[SueEllen]

Or a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes.

The motorbike is cheaper, won't get "accidentally" pregnant and your wife won't kill you for it.

[DimPrawn]

Get a motorbike.

Or a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes.

[SueEllen]

WHS.

Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.

That's a proper midlife crisis.

Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans Cycles

Get a motorbike.

[mudskipper]

Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?

WHS.

Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.

That's a proper midlife crisis.

Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans Cycles

[DimPrawn]

No you're having a sensible crisis - its an estate car FFS!

Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?

[EternalOptimist]

This a.m. I had a mid b.j. crisis.

sometimes you just cant get work out of your head

[realityhack]

I'm having a Mid West crisis - I'm seriously considering taking up marksmanship and buying a sub 0.5 MOA, bolt action .308 snipers' rifle with an AICS stock.

[norrahe]

lute shirley?

For the more adventurous, jousting perhaps?

[mudskipper]

I joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being serious

lute shirley?

[eek]

I must have a middle ages crisis - I have this sudden urge to take up archery

I joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being serious

[OwlHoot]

I must have a middle ages crisis - I have this sudden urge to take up archery