Am I having a middle age crisis?

[Scrag Meister]

Just do it.

If you want real crisis material as I keep dreaming of go for a Nissan GTR.
Oh just a moment brb.....

You'll die one day and regret not buying one.

[Sysman]

Quick look in the medicine cabinet was enough?

Nope. Google's Safari Tracking. I don't want my mailbox full of spam advertising pills 'n' potions.

[Scrag Meister]

I lusted after



for yonks.

Then I came to my senses & bought



which is great fun.

But not quite the same, somehow.

Coming to your senses? You understand what that means?

I recently came to my senses realised my sports car wasn't being used, merged my 2 cars together and bought one of these.

[AtW]

A proper mid-life crisis requires a two seater so the children don't fit in the car and your wife has to take them everywhere.

****!

So that rules out Ferrari then?

This mid-life crisis is a total BS!

[scooterscot]

I see these passing me on the autobahn like they're about to take off.

But in the city in my fiat 500 I'm king of the road.

[AtW]

But in the city in my fiat 500 I'm king of the road.

No you ain't

[scooterscot]

No you ain't

I tell you I am, I can get round a corner faster than many 911's in the city.

[Old Greg]

Nope. Google's Safari Tracking. I don't want my mailbox full.

But your missus probably wouldn't mind.

[AtW]

I tell you I am, I can get round a corner faster than many 911's in the city.

[OwlHoot]

I must have a middle ages crisis - I have this sudden urge to take up archery