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Am I having a middle age crisis?
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I joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being seriousmerely at clientco for the entertainment -
lute shirley?Originally posted by eek View PostI joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being seriousComment
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For the more adventurous, jousting perhaps?Originally posted by k2p2 View Postlute shirley?Comment
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I'm having a Mid West crisis - I'm seriously considering taking up marksmanship and buying a sub 0.5 MOA, bolt action .308 snipers' rifle with an AICS stock.Comment
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This a.m. I had a mid b.j. crisis.
sometimes you just cant get work out of your head
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Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo you're having a sensible crisis - its an estate car FFS!
Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?Comment
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WHS.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.
Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?
Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.
That's a proper midlife crisis.
Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans CyclesComment
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Get a motorbike.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWHS.
Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.
That's a proper midlife crisis.
Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans Cycles"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Or a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostGet a motorbike.Comment
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The motorbike is cheaper, won't get "accidentally" pregnant and your wife won't kill you for it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOr a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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