Am I having a middle age crisis?

[cojak]

As sas says its an estate.

A proper mid-life crisis requires a two seater so the children don't fit in the car and your wife has to take them everywhere.

With just enough room for the leggy young girlfriend...

[Sysman]

Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?

The German Autobahn is nobbut an hour away.

And the estate bit is useful for collecting swag at cheap Euro prices.

[Sysman]

With just enough room for the leggy young girlfriend...

Trust me, leggy young girlfriends like heated seats.

Oooooppppsss. Did I say something I shouldn't have?

[DimPrawn]

Trust me, leggy young girlfriends like heated seats.

Oooooppppsss. Did I say something I shouldn't have?

It's the only way an old fart like you can give her a warm feeling in her knickers.