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Am I having a middle age crisis?

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    #21
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I must have a middle ages crisis - I have this sudden urge to take up archery

    I joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being serious
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #22
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      I joked about buying a ukulele last night Mrs eek thinks I was being serious
      lute shirley?

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        #23
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        lute shirley?
        For the more adventurous, jousting perhaps?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #24
          I'm having a Mid West crisis - I'm seriously considering taking up marksmanship and buying a sub 0.5 MOA, bolt action .308 snipers' rifle with an AICS stock.

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            #25
            This a.m. I had a mid b.j. crisis.

            sometimes you just cant get work out of your head
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              No you're having a sensible crisis - its an estate car FFS!
              Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

              Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?

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                #27
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Not often I agree wiv yoos, but WHS.

                Anyway, the roads are packed and the speed limit is 70 and in the SE at least every road has 200 cameras on it, so what's the fooking point of a 174 MPH estate car?
                WHS.

                Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.

                That's a proper midlife crisis.

                Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans Cycles

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  WHS.

                  Go blow 10K on a pushbike, and ride it round the block half a dozen times before leaving it untouched in the garage.

                  That's a proper midlife crisis.

                  Scott Foil Premium 2012 Road Bike | Evans Cycles
                  Get a motorbike.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Get a motorbike.
                    Or a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Or a 23 yr old lingerie model with expensive tastes.
                      The motorbike is cheaper, won't get "accidentally" pregnant and your wife won't kill you for it.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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