Reply to: Married bird, what would you do?

[The Spartan]

Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.

hahahaha Zooport, I've get a few kevlar vests going cheap if you want one

[oracleslave]

Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex worker's bingo morning.

I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.

[psychocandy]

hahahahaha I'm from the 'diff innit, we're not all green wellies and velcro gloves you know lol

Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.

[quackhandle]

Just get down to Brannigans of a weekend, then you can all get one for free.

qh

[northernladyuk]

I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection

Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex workers' bingo morning.

I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.

[MarillionFan]

I wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.

I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection

[doomage]

Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.

Kinky.

[TestMangler]

Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?

Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.

[BrilloPad]

I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????

Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?

[TestMangler]

Stood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.

I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????

[Mich the Tester]

When you say "stood you up twice" what exactly do you mean?

Stood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.

[Arturo Bassick]

When you say "stood you up twice" what exactly do you mean?

[northernladyuk]

Is there a clue in the inverted commas? Was it a lady or a 'lady'?

Don't be rude.

[Mich the Tester]

The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.

How can she stand you up when it was at her house?

Is there a clue in the inverted commas? Was it a lady or a 'lady'?

[eek]

The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.

How can she stand you up when it was at her house?