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Married bird, what would you do?

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    Married bird, what would you do?

    Apart from MarillionFan and TestMangler, they say they've done it before, what would you do?

    The facts:

    - not a colleague
    - slightly older
    - looks allright
    - says she's in an open marriage
    - location would be hers when hubby's away

    Would you trust her? Or would you ask husband's written permission beforehand?
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    #2
    It's very difficult to advise you without some visual information on said lady.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
      Apart from MarillionFan and TestMangler, they say they've done it before, what would you do?

      The facts:

      - not a colleague
      - slightly older
      - looks allright
      - says she's in an open marriage
      - location would be hers when hubby's away

      Would you trust her? Or would you ask husband's written permission beforehand?
      I don't think you're cut out for this kind of work.

      If you need to ask, you should really outsource it and get the job done properly.

      For the benefit of those who have led blameless lives, the scenario is that hubby will actually be hiding in the mirror fronted wardrobe with video camera in one hand and cock in the other.

      Always play at a neutral venue. (and by that I mean a hotel, not up her a**e.)
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        I don't think you're cut out for this kind of work.

        If you need to ask, you should really outsource it and get the job done properly.

        For the benefit of those who have led blameless lives, the scenario is that hubby will actually be hiding in the mirror fronted wardrobe with video camera in one hand and cock in the other.

        Always play at a neutral venue. (and by that I mean a hotel, not up her a**e.)
        mmmm. a lot depends upon whose cock it is that he's holding




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          #5
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          I don't think you're cut out for this kind of work.

          If you need to ask, you should really outsource it and get the job done properly.

          For the benefit of those who have led blameless lives, the scenario is that hubby will actually be hiding in the mirror fronted wardrobe with video camera in one hand and cock in the other.

          Always play at a neutral venue. (and by that I mean a hotel, not up her a**e.)
          why not?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            why not?
            Not advising he doesn't do that, per se...

            Up her a**e in a hotel is fine. I was intimating that 'up the a**e' does not constitute a neutral venue
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Smash her back doors in lol at a neutral venue of course, never risk going into the Lions den
              In Scooter we trust

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
                Smash her back doors in lol at a neutral venue of course, never risk going into the Lions den
                I think most Lions are too old for this kind of thing. Rotarians usually are too, but Gricer might disagree.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                  Apart from MarillionFan and TestMangler, they say they've done it before, what would you do?
                  Go f**k yourself.
                  Last edited by MarillionFan; 17 January 2012, 16:23.
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                    #10
                    Did she suggest hers? or did you?
                    In Scooter we trust

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