Married bird, what would you do?

[northernladuk]

Where is HAB nowadays? These threads and the Welcome forum are dull without him.

[petergriffin]

Is she a MILF or a GILF or a GGILF ?

She's a MILF but once I have been with a 30-something GILF.

[Joeman]

if you dont, you will regret it...

[SimonMac]

Go f**k yourself.

I think you are missing the point, he is asking if he should f**k her.

HTH

[petergriffin]

if you dont, you will regret it...

I guess at this point if I don't do it I'm a loser and if I do it you'll want photographic evidence...

[TestMangler]

Won't go into why i have reasonable knowledge of the subject, but beware of the phrase 'open marriage' because it generally doesn't mean what you think it does.

It's not normally the case that the wife comes downstairs on a saturday night all dressed up to the nines and tells the bloke she's off down the rugger club bukkake night and he says "No problem luv, I'm just going to have a couple of cans and watch Match Of The Day."

Open marriages (and what goes on inside them) normally involves the gratification of both parties either in a voyeuristic way or some such thing.

My mate was once doing a married bird in her house while hubby was 'away' and while doing the deed, he turned round to see hubby, naked, in the bedroom doorway polishing the helmet. So beware.

You're a contractor man, pay for a bloody hotel room and get the job done. Doing it at her place would be an IR35 pointer anyway

[doodab]

I don't understand this cuckolding lark. It's like going into a pub, buying a pint and then asking the bloke next to you to drink it while you watch.

So would you consider buying a round equivalent to asking your mates to gangbang your missus?

[MarillionFan]

So would you consider buying a round equivalent to asking your mates to gangbang your missus?

Not unless I filmed them drinking their pints with my pants around my ankles.

[MarillionFan]

Testmangler attempting to persuade Doodab to come out for the evening.

[AtW]

My mate was once doing a married bird in her house while hubby was 'away' and while doing the deed, he turned round to see hubby, naked, in the bedroom doorway polishing the helmet. So beware

Fascinating story. What happened next? Clearly your mate got out alive