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Married bird, what would you do?

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    #91
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Stood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.
    I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #92
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????
      Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?

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        #93
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?
        Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #94
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.
          Kinky.
          Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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            #95
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            I wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.
            I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #96
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection
              Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex workers' bingo morning.

              I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.
              Last edited by northernladyuk; 20 January 2012, 11:39. Reason: A lady always places her apostrophes correctly.

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                #97
                Just get down to Brannigans of a weekend, then you can all get one for free.

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
                  hahahahaha I'm from the 'diff innit, we're not all green wellies and velcro gloves you know lol
                  Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

                  BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.
                  Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex worker's bingo morning.

                    I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.

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                      Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                      Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

                      BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.
                      hahahaha Zooport, I've get a few kevlar vests going cheap if you want one
                      In Scooter we trust

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