Married bird, what would you do?

[TestMangler]

Stood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.

I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????

[BrilloPad]

I think he may need to outsource this task Mitch. Want to put your CV forward ????

Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?

[TestMangler]

Is this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?

Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.

[doomage]

Well, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.

Kinky.

[MarillionFan]

I wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.

I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection

[northernladyuk]

I know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection

Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex workers' bingo morning.

I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.

[quackhandle]

Just get down to Brannigans of a weekend, then you can all get one for free.

qh

[psychocandy]

hahahahaha I'm from the 'diff innit, we're not all green wellies and velcro gloves you know lol

Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.

[oracleslave]

Lord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex worker's bingo morning.

I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.

[The Spartan]

Just think. 12 miles further north and you'd be in Gods Own Country! ;-)

BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.

hahahaha Zooport, I've get a few kevlar vests going cheap if you want one