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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostLord love him! Of course the joke is that that's the day I beat you to within an inch of your life behind the bins at the transgender sex worker's bingo morning.
I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.
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Originally posted by The Spartan View Posthahahahaha I'm from the 'diff innit, we're not all green wellies and velcro gloves you know lol
BTW. Live in Zooport at the mo.
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Just get down to Brannigans of a weekend, then you can all get one for free.
qh
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI know. I think it all started to go down here when he was rejected by the boards most reputable bachelor. NLUK_Rejection
I've still got that Ann Widdecombe mask, and I'll never forget you blubbing, 'Geoff Boycott never retired hurt,' you brave little soldier.Last edited by northernladyuk; 20 January 2012, 11:39. Reason: A lady always places her apostrophes correctly.
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWell, apparently, the work had to be done at the client's premises, but I'm unsure as to whether or not the client was able to specify how the contractor carried out the work. As the contractor did not deliver the service, no payment is due and the client probably carried out the work with their own tools. Perhaps the contractor was intending using an umbrella, so IR35 would be a moot point.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this gig within IR35? Is there any Mutality of Obligation?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostStood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.
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Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostWhen you say "stood you up twice" what exactly do you mean?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs there a clue in the inverted commas? Was it a lady or a 'lady'?
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